On Hoard of the Dragon Queen, Episode III Remix, Part II

Dragons are not creatures like you and I.

The beginning of this was pretty standard room and trap fare, but when the players leave after encountering the dragon creche, they should say—that's not like any dungeon I've ever seen!

So in each of the dragon and dragon spawn chambers, there's going to be environmental effect, some that do the battlefield game of a little extra damage. Others that whisper dragon to the part of your brain that recognizes them as master.

You may also note that I'm listing out the DC's and skills for each trap, because apparently the rules weren't finished yet. Many of the rooms are using verbiage from older drafts of 5e ("Readiness scores and Incidental spotting")

Room 7: Drake Nursery

So the gate blocks off this pit which is where the ritual to create a guard drake is performed.

What is this ritual? I'm so glad you asked! Instead of consuming a worm from a dragon egg, the victim—a cultist or captive who has committed some offense or crime—is forced to drink the blood of a dragon of the color of the guard drake they are to become. Blue in this case. This cup-full of dragon blood is enchanted so that the victim falls catatonic, but completely aware of their surroundings. Paralyzed with eyes open, a dragon egg worm is released on the face of the victim where it promptly seeks out a burrows into an available eye. It makes its way to the brain, at which point, it begins transforming the person in to a guard drake. As noted in the description, the drakes can understand draconic and any language they knew in life—because the mind of the person transformed is whole within the beast. Trapped inside an alien body they no longer control, they suffer as prisoners for the entire life of the creature, which, since barring accident or murder, guard drakes appear to be immortal, can be a long time.

So, they got that going for them.

Oh, there's also some dragon dogs here, who take it as their highest priority to release the drakes from their pen.

Environment: Besides the overwhelming scent of Ozone that the drakes (and all blue draconic creatures produce) anytime anyone speaks while fighting with blue drakes, everyone hears what they say come from the mouth of the blue drake and people regularly hear the people they are fighting with make loud draconic roars. Anyone making a melee attack against a blue drake must succeed at a DC 10 Wisdom save or find themselves having switched places with the drake. No long term affects result from this besides disorientation.

Traps: Spike trap: Passive Wisdom (Perception) 15, Intelligence (Investigation) DC 10, or discovered automatically if testing the floor ahead of the party. 20% chance per character to take 1d4 piercing + DC 10 Constitution save vs. poison. Causes confusion for 1 minute if failed, for 1 round if you succeed.

Avoidance: Avoid stepping on the camouflaged floor.

Chapter II: There are triple the number of Dragon-dogs and drakes in this chamber.

Room 8: Dragon-dog Barracks

Oh, look, a boring room with some treasure and monsters. 

The first thing to note is that this room looks like a frat house, but instead of having beers, they have people. Half-eaten rotten corpses lie everywhere, flies are swarming around, vomit and crap lie in piles. Anyone performing melee in the room has to make a DC 10 Dexterity check each round to avoid slipping and giving them disadvantage on their attack. Also, everything in this room is surprisingly flammable!

Traps: Collapsing Ceiling: Passive Wisdom (Perception) 15, Wisdom (Perception) DC 10, automatic if checking the stairway; 50% chance to collapse the ceiling on the person following.

Avoidance: It's only half the step, so it can be avoided by going down the correct side of the stairway, instead of needing to skip a step. 

Chapter II: Very active with double the number of kobolds here.

Room 9: Dragon Shrine

The black shrine to Tiamat.

Zero Content: First, any writing not devoted to Tiamat flares up and burns to ash as soon as there is a line of effect from the shrine to the person carrying it.
Void of the Black Wing: Secondly in front of the shrine there is a black vortex. It's a ball of inky purple blackness about the size of a soccerball floating in front of the shrine, and black-purple tendrils stretch throughout the room. Anyone taking damage in this room must succeed at a DC 15 Constitution save or take another 1d4 necrotic damage. This is stored in a pool that dragons and draconic creatures can access as an action to grant themselves hit points.

TrapsTrap Name: Passive Wisdom (Perception) 15, Intelligence (Investigation) DC 15, automatic if the chest is inspected for traps.  Description: The chest requires a DC 10 Dexterity check to unlock, and a DC 15 Dexterity check to disarm. On a failure to disarm the trap is set off. Taking real world measures to bypass the trap work (i.e. figuring out a new way to depress the plate. Removing the rear of the chest with flame paste, et. al.)

Avoidance: Keys man, keys. Rezmir has the key. 

Aside: If Cyanwrath is dead, he's not here. The bezerkers could be half-dragons also. Personally, I'd have him use his breath, cut down anyone that's weak, pump back up on hit points, and then flee using the bezerkers for cover. Why he fights to the death is beyond me. Plus, players love to chase down a bad guy. Also, Cyanwrath owns a potion of fly.

Chapter II: Cyanwrath has his full guard compliment of 8 half-dragon bezerkers.

Room 10: Dragon Hatchery

You know where you don't want to be?

A dragon hatchery

Environment: The walls in this room ooze acid. Every minute spent in the room by a non-draconic creature requires a DC 15 Constitution save or you take 1d8 acid damage from the burning to your lungs.

The guard drakes in here are black guard drakes.
Festering wounds: Black drake attacks do 1d6 points of damage the round after the successfully strike a foe as the wound festers and burns.
Disco Confusion: When in bright light, mirrored reflections of the people around it dance in a confusing holographic array, making ranged attacks take place at disadvantage.
Persistence of Memory: Sometimes, after fighting these drakes, the world forgets your name.

Sweet, anyone want to try and raise a black dragon? At this stage they are still worms, allowing the characters to create 10-100 dragon dogs or guard drakes, if they have a penchant for such things, but they only have a tenday (this is Forgotten Realms, remember?) meaning each day 1-10 worms are eaten by the other worms.

Also, sticking an out of depth roper in here is a nice nod to the Sunless Citadel Debacle.  I see you Steve Winter.

Chapter II: There are eight eggs here, and twice as many guard drakes

Room 11: Frulam Mondath's Chamber

No changes. Mondath needs a personality, since she's not given much of any text until this point.

Random generation says she's: Fanatical and Cautious, she's a physical fitness buff and has a narrow bering. She views herself as having the spirit of a dragon and is tired of the constant shit she has to take from everyone.

Nice that her actions and motives are dynamic. Sanctuary and her potion of Invisibility I just gave her should give her a fighting chance to flee from the party.

TrapsCarpet Pit: Passive Wisdom (Perception) 10, automatic if looking or checking for traps; I prefer cumulative sum for falling damage, as Gygax intended it. 1d6+2d6+3d6=6d6 falling damage for the 30 foot fall. If you are running this and you cringe at that, then I promise you after puberty, you'll enjoy it a lot more. 

Avoidance: Don't step on the sagging rug.

Room 12: Guard Barracks

The guards that are left here should be engaged in a touching ritual, where they are gleefully worshiping Tiamat. The details of this should be strange and mildly to severely disturbing. Adjust to taste. The important part is that they are totally stoked about what they are doing, super friendly to party members, and actively encourage them to join in.

Room 13: Treasure Storage

If woken up and not killed outright, this cultist doesn't want to be in the cult anymore, and instead wants to be a henchman. He's socially awkward and laid back and is interested in minutia. His name is Rank Magus, and he has a long neck.

On Hoard of the Dragon Queen, Episode III Remix, Part I

A moment before we get into the work of remixing Episode III.

I've seen a lot of people giving Wolfgang Baur and Steven Winter a hard time for this adventure path.

I don't think it's fair to say that the module is bad or a failure simply because it compares negatively to some of the best adventure modules ever written (e.g. Masks of Nyarlathotep). This was written on a deadline as work for hire. Wolfgang has written one of the best modules ever written (Kingdom of the Ghouls from Dungeon Magazine #70). HotDQ is a huge project on a tight deadline with a rule set that is still in flux. It's not supposed to be wildly creative, it's supposed to show off the system. So my attempt at remixing it and any comments made are not designed to reflect negatively on either of the designers. Lots of people are running HotDQ as written and it's going fine.

Those people aren't me and likely aren't in the OSR. Onward with the remix.

A Dungeon

Obviously this was marked as "Party's first dungeon" and someone came in and did it by the numbers. There's an awful lot wrong with this dungeon. How many people got poisoned to death getting a sandwich?

Still, let's start from the beginning:

Assuming the characters returned from either rescuing Leosin or failing to do so, someone, Tarbaw Nighthill, Escobert the Red, Leosin, whoever, tells the character's that they need eyeballs on the camp and they are worried about whatever is being held in that cave.

If for some reason, they visited the cave when they were at the camp the first time, everything is as I've remixed it below, along with additional notes about increased troop strength. It's likely if they investigate the cave in chapter II, they will end up captured and back to the situation where they are sent back to start this chapter as chapter III.

That would confuse me, except this is meant to be run at Encounters and in game stores, hence the sharp division between chapter II and chapter III. Hell, a lot of these changes alone can double or triple the running time of these missions, which might not fit in well to 2 hour encounter sessions.

Abandoned Camp

Most of the facts here as noted in the module are fine. The issue comes that there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in the abandoned camp. Oh, except some scouts, who don't talk to anyone, unless they do, and then they say as little as possible. 

Here's a table of interesting things going on in the abandoned camp:

  • Two of the scouts are fighting over a tied up villagewoman
  • A lone Dragon-Dog is furiously digging somewhere in the rear of the camp.
  • A single cultist is painting a large wooden signboard with the phrase "Free Couch" and an arrow.
  • A group of three cultists stands on the north side of camp arguing about which way to go.
  • 1d4 of the scouts are standing around cutting meat.
None of these people are actively hostile to the players, none of them care much about what's going on in the cave. 

The Dragon Cave

"Episode 3 is familiar territory: an old-fashioned dungeon. This one is a dragon hatchery manned by a handful of cultists, some monsters, and everyone’s favorite low-level foe, kobolds. In a larger sense, it takes what players learned in episodes 1 and 2 and puts it all to the test: problem solving, risk assessment, exploration, and combat." - Steven Winter
 Obviously "make a dungeon" is a different thing than "make the best damn dungeon ever".

Aside: Let me tell you, there are some super boring and terrible one page dungeons. Making a dungeon interesting is hard, so I'm going to take what Steve Winter says above and try to merge that with the most interesting thing I can manage.

The dungeon is not strictly linear, nor is it flat, so that's excellent. Since kobolds are often skinned as trapmakers, and the dungeon is full of traps, we're going to go full on trap agency with this.

Structurally, I would add a connection between room 5 and room 9, as well as a secret path from 2 to 11.

Room 1: Cave Entrance

There are several nude corpses in this room. These are cultists who have taken the worm, unsuccessfully. Sometimes (quite frequently in fact) the kobolds burst from the gut and chest of the bearer, after eating their way out. All the players can tell is that the corpses in this room look like they have exploded from the inside out. The dragonclaw guards hide as normal.
Chapter II: In Chapter II, there are triple as many guards (6 instead of 2), and several of the cultists have yet to die, but are weakly moaning as they are eaten from the inside out. Instead of attacking, they call for reinforcements. Note that if the players a subtle, they could possibly sneak in this room and charm/sleep/alpha strike this group before an alarm is sounded.

Room 2: Concealed Passage

Other than the detritus of the dragonclaws "readiness", this area is unchanged. The DC 20 perception check should be made into a DC 20 passive perception check and should be automatic (as noted) for anyone who actually walks into the darkness.

Room 3: Fungus Garden 

Oh, you keep the violet fungi, but on a successful attack or if the characters fall into the fungus patch, require DC 10 Constitution saves. On a failure, the character begins to hallucinate

  1. Everyone the character sees turns melty and then is replaced by a reptillian doppelganger.
  2. Bugs start swarming out of the walls and floor and are covering the character's hands and arms. 
  3. The walls and room catch fire and you are unbearably hot, willing to do anything to cool off.
  4. A monkey ran up and stole you Macguffin, and then hid in random team-mates backpack. Once you find him he only steals something else and runs away. If anyone tries to reassure you, they must be in on it.
  5. You feel sick and the walls are closing in and you know you are going to die any minute.
  6. Everything is just, really, really, funny. Laugh out loud funny. Ringing echoing laughs.
Also, there is now a halfling named Tom Haverford who is naked and hanging upside down from the ceiling. He's lazy and obsessed with looking dapper. Rescuing Tom puts you in range of the fungus. He is awake or unconscious as you desire.   
Traps: Stair Trap: Passive Wisdom (perception) 20, Active Wisdom (Perception) 15. Automatic if inspecting the stairs before going down. 
Violet Fungus: Intelligence (Investigation) DC 15 to spot the correct path through the fungus or Intelligence (Nature) 15 to spot the fungus.  

Avoidance: Cultists know where not to walk.

Room 4: Stirge Lair

So, you have to avoid cat-sized deadly mosquitoes to get something to eat? No. Just no.

The bat storm is a nice idea, but the thought of every cultist needing to make a DC 10 Dexterity (Stealth) check just to eat or go get a lizard is a bit far-fetched. What is this room now?

Empty. A big, creepy, empty room that echos and casts shadows everywhere. It's hollow and it echos and it's a bit creepy, and every time the players enter it, you roll a random encounter check because it's the center of the complex.

Be sure to mention the spears leaning against the east exit by the stairs.

Room 5: Troglodyte Incursion

A real opportunity is missed here. The room setup and the player skill focus is good. Troglodytes attack is dull. Here are some other options for Troglodyte interactions.

  1. Busy inscribing religious pictograms on the wall, plenty eager and polite to acquire new worshipers, centered around sexual acts and giving birth. 
  2. Torturing an unlucky cultist, who is eager to be rescued. Troglodytes not hostile to party, believe that they are making him very happy due to his mouth noises.
  3. Room seems like a convenient place for sexual activity.
  4. Busy holding off an underdark invasion of driders
  5. Trying to scrape together enough dope for a second bowl
  6. Just looking to hang out and have a beer like excellent dudebros. All around good guys, just waiting for their dark god to destroy the world. 
No matter what happens, they think the party is a bunch of real jerks and aggressive pricks if they attack them. During the fight they constantly complain about how mean they are and want to know why they are so hostile.

Room 6: Meat Locker 

So the trap is foreshadowed well by the placement of the spears above.  Them leaning against the staircase provides the clue and explanation needed for the larder trap. The room is empty otherwise, which is fine, though I'm a fan of rot grubs being around in old meats.
Traps: Poisoned Hooks: Passive Wisdom (Perception) 20, Intelligence (Investigation) DC 15; The book makes it sound as if the hooks aren't visible, leading to the conclusion that it can't be perceived, but it can be investigated. Of course, specifically inspecting the curtain for traps will automatically discover the hooks.
Avoidance: Planting one of the spears in the ground to push the curtain aside. 

Tune in for Part II of the Episode III remix later this week, for the other 7 rooms. 

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On a Useful Review of the 5th Edition Monster Manual

Review of core books are mind-numbingly imbecilic. If you're playing the game, you're going to buy the core books.

Here's what I think about it and a whole bunch of scans of pages of the manual.

  • Unlike the players handbook, this cover is stunning. It's not fantastic art. But it is attention getting. Also, if you look at the competition, it's pretty easy to say it's the best monster manual cover to date. (1st Edition, 2nd Edition, 3rd Edition, Pathfinder)
  • It has the worst griffon I have ever seen in any product ever. Apologies to the artist.
  • Most of the art is really good!
  • I like the watercolor marks behind the monsters.
  • I am sad about the "Page Tear" formatting effect. It looks nice, but it will certainly cause the book to appear dated as time passes. That's actually a major issue with a lot of the art, which is done digitally. Like it's clearly not real paint, and there is a lot to be said for the qualities of real paint!
  • Also, note the birth of the weirdly smooth monster form.
  • This is really what a bestiary should be. Like the monster descriptions are not filled with annoying bullshit. They are filled with legends, adventure ideas, history, and lore. 
  • It reminds me of the other monster manual worth owning.
  • The best art is the side art!
  • No monster creation rules?!
  • It's a weird collection of monsters that skews to low CR encounters. Is that because it's the first
    Look like anyone we know?
    monster collection? Because encounters should be made from multiple low CR creatures instead of large single monsters? Why include the angels? 
  • As noted by other people, there are huge stylistic shifts in the art. Mordrens are magical, weird, steampunk-like Despicable Me minions, whereas undead are Walking Dead Terrors. 
  • There's about 1 million shout-outs to older editions of Dungeons and Dragons. Check this Death Knight guy out →
  • Nice to read a monster manual with Mind Flayers, Beholders and OTHER PRODUCT IDENTITY RETAINED BY WOTC
  • Monsters are pretty simple and easy to run. There are a lot of suggestions on changing things up. There are no monsters with 8 gabillion powers that require a preparatory class in how to use them effectively.
  • Did I mention the monster text is actually really interesting, giving you ideas on how to use the monster, adventures, and ideas? It's a ton of text devoted to things in the book. Like, this is interesting even if you're not playing Dungeons & Dragons.
  • On the other hand, all the advice is, like in the players handbook, how to run a Dungeons & Dragons monster as a Dungeons & Dragons monster. Monsters are their archetypical Dungeons & Dragons selves. It's not fantastic, strange, or new, it's as maxed out Dungeons & Dragons as you can get.
  • There are a number of visual monster redesigns that are pretty interesting, including the cloaker and the piercer. 
  • The preliminary sketches cleaned up and used for backgrounds is a great touch.
  • There is no nudity. :-(
It is a monster manual that any gamer of any edition could sit down and read and be interested in. Like, non-gamers would read it, because it's basically talking about a bunch of cool monster stuff.

So far, everything Wizards of the Coast has actually written and produced for 5th edition (and not farmed out) has been great. Only time will tell if the quality holds up. 

Ed Greenwood is under the impression that there's never going to be another world shaking realms event, so I'm interested in staying alive long enough to see how that's going to turn out. 

Carrion Crawler Redesign.
Definitely something I don't want in my house

Always a good sign when the get the Cockatrice Correct

And gnolls are pretty sweet looking!

The trend towards using real world animal design is nice!
(Also, note the notes scattered throughout the book)

A flaccid piercer impresses me. That takes some guts.

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On Magical Hearts

A selection of unusual magical hearts. These hearts replace your actual heart, and are used by placing over the bare chest of the subject. After an extremely painful minute, they replace the owners actual heart. Only one heart may be used at any time. Often the hearts cause a death effect that prevents raise dead from functioning.

It is a serious thing to consider replacing your heart with magic.

Heart of Glass: This heart is a mixed blessing. The user will automatically fail any saves versus any mind-effecting spells or enchantment effects, but all targets of the users spells must save at -4 (or disadvantage)

Heart of Iron: This heart is a great boon to warriors, but robs them of their essential natures. Anyone possessing this heart gains and additional 2 hit points per hit die and a +4 (or advantage) to saves versus poison or anything affecting the body (including death checks). In addition, the time the wearer can hold their breath is tripled. However, their weight increases by +50%, and over time their alignment shifts towards neutral evil as they slowly lose the ability to empathize with those around them. Their problems and concerns seem more and more meaningless in relation to the users as each day passes, and his own needs seem more and more important. When the bearer dies, their body turns to iron, from which the heart can be extracted.

Heart of Blood: This heart is contained in a crystal glass case. When placed on the chest, the red
liquid inside slowly drains until empty, at which point the crystal case also dissolves into dust, being absorbed into the skin. The user is no longer subject to disease, illness, or any bleeding effects. They receive a +4 bonus (or advantage) on any death spells or effects, and their aging slows to 1/10th it's normal rate. They also regenerate 1 hit point a minute. The heart prevents any sort of protection from scrying for operating. In addition, their blood works as a healing elixir, curing disease and reducing aging by several months when drunk, as well as producing an overwhelmingly positive feeling of well-being. It is also highly, highly addictive, causing addiction after the first use and dependence soon after. The people who are denied this substance will go to any lengths to acquire it. This can be used to control people who become dependent on it, but there are no cases in which it has not been known to backfire. Upon the users demise, the body turns to red liquid, which then fills a crystal heart in the location of their corpse.

Crystal Heart: This is a heart of reflections and illusions. Any single illusion the caster performs that require concentration to function can be assigned to the heart. For example, an illusionist could cast two spells requiring concentration. Once a day the user can cast Mirror Image. Once a week the user can cast Vanish (Use the heart to create an illusionary double of the caster in reaction to an attack or at will, and turning the caster invisible). Any illusions cast by the caster have their saving throw difficulty class improved by 2 OR provide a -2 penalty to the targets save. The user also gets a +4 (or advantage) bonus on all deception rolls.
The experience of bearing the heart is difficult. Reality seems to fluctuate, and often the user gets glimpses into the shadow and ethereal plane. Often they become paranoid and isolative. They begin to become uncertain about what is real and what is not. When killed the user turns to crystal which crumbles, leaving behind only a crystal heart.

Fire Heart: This heart provides resistance to fire. Any spells you cast ignore the fire resistance of the target, and cause immune targets to be considered resistant. You become vulnerable to cold. Also, you become impassioned. You find it more difficult to stay calm, you mind often fixating on anything upsetting causing you to become angry. You find it difficult not to lash out at people and eventually become more and more chaotic. You must succeed at a DC 10 Constitution check in order to get enough sleep to prepare/regain spells during a long rest. If you cannot cast spells, you gain the ability to cast Fire Bolt at will as a ranged magical attack using Intelligence if you don't have another casting stat, burning hands 3 times and Scorcher once. (Concentration up to 1 minute, 20' line of fire, does 5d8 damage to first target and 3d8 damage to all other targets, Dex save for half). These uses refresh after a long rest (or 8 hours of sleep).

Ice Heart: You become immune to compulsions and mind-affecting effects. You become immune to charm. You have resistance to ice. You are vulnerable to fire. The ambient temperature around you drops by 20 degrees (f). Your alignment shifts towards neutral evil over time as you become less concerned with the welfare of other living beings. You can create and shape ice at will, requiring your focus and giving you a level of fatigue per every significant creation of ice (i.e. 10' x 10' x 10' cube in 1 minute). Going slower or reducing the amount of ice created or used will reduce the fatigue cost.

Black Heart:This heart is condensed evil. Once absorbed, the user becomes immune to fear, and their eyes turn red, their hair black, and their veins turn black. Their blood is black and anyone attacking them with a non-reach piercing or slashing weapon must make a DC 10 Dexterity (DC 14 Reflex) save or take 1d6 acid damage. The user gains +2 Strength and Constitution, above normal human limits. Their alignment changes to Chaotic Evil instantly. The user gains Darkvision and rolls intimidation checks with advantage. The user can also spit acidic bile on one target within 10' once per day as a ranged attack. It does 2d8 damage per point of proficiency bonus (2d8 per 4 levels).

Seven magical hearts for your perusal. Note that several of these contain vague effects, such as shifting your alignment over time and powerful effects that are loosely defined. This requires some discussion and agreement between the Dungeon Master and the player about what works best for the game. Allowing a specific use to avoid fatigue of the ice heart (such as using it to ride on a path of ice through the air) should be worked out as specifics between the Dungeon Master and the player. Perhaps one such effect can be gained per level or a few (or one in Pathfinder) could be granted by a feat. Mechanical effects of some of the drawback are left up to individual Dungeon Masters also. A player who's unwilling to portray the change over time as the heart affects them is probably not a good candidate for these magical items.

For other cool magical items, check out the magical item tag!

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On Towns: Bellchapel

This is the town of Bellchapel, population 3910. It's in the east of the Highforest, nearby some mountains (or in any forested area with (wood) elves and clay deposits nearby). It's a town of red brick, and defended well by its elven archers. Bellchapel is famous for two massive carved gates, one on the east side of the city, and the other on the north. It has a thriving trade in rare elven metalwork, and is known for it's conservative hardworking population.



Lawful Good, mid-sized growing town, known for its gates and elven metalwork.

"Prudence is Industry" The north gate is named Prudence, and the east gate is called Industry. The motto is enameled in gold and enchanted to glow over the archstone of both gates.


Government: Representative government by a council of seven, of three elves and three men, with a democratic citywide open vote on the 7th seat. The seventh seat is traditionally held by an elf. Humans seats are limited to two terms of 3 years each, elves have no term limits, but may cycle their seat yearly. Elections for the 7th seat take place every 6 years.

Population: 420 human families (5 people) and assorted humans (2,229 humans total), 497 Elven households (2.2 elves) and assorted elves (1,095 elves total), 469 half-elves total, and around 5 halfling families (~25 halflings each) (117 halflings)

Languages Spoken: Common, most people know Silvanesti, Lyranesti, and Qualinesti, as well as Chondathan. You'll find a fair number who speak Illuskan, and Cormanthan. A few might speak D'tarig, and even Uloushinn.

Local Religions
  • Worship of Corellon Larethian is quite popular, with a large tree temple near the center of town, surrounded by delicate clay brickwork. 
  • There are several small shrines in the nearby woods to Rillifane Rallathil, carved into hallows of trees. 
  • There is a devoted cult to Grumbar, populated by brickworkers and brickmakers. They worship in low, squat, plain, brick buildings. These buildings are built three or four feet down into the earth, leaving only a elf height above ground. 
  • There is also a relatively loose group of people who worship at a church of Lathandar
  • Though there is no official worship service, many locals worship Mielikki.

Noteable NPC's:
  • Zander Filkoski is a Thayan Mage who runs a store called Magical Items. He is cruel and bald.  (Hu/M/W4)
  • Asham Ulmeeri is an expert crafter of jewelry. He owns Ulmeeri's Shield, a bustling craftsguild, and produces amulets, broaches, bracelets and more for sale, He is bookish and uses florid speech and long words. (1/2e/M/Expert10)
  • Belinase Adamchik is the most powerful cleric in town. She is a priest of Lathander and has strong opinions on local politics, as well as being very clean. (Hu/F/C5)
  • Benrodyr Aratári is the leader of the church of Corellon, as well as one of his paladins. He fidgets quite nervously for an elf and is always truthful. (Elf/M/Pa6)


  • Ulmeeri's Shield: Jewelry store/crafthouse, run by Asham and his wife Thame. Often hires adventurers to escort his goods to nearby trade routes.
  • Magical Items: The plainly named store, is as it appears, Small magical items (potions, scrolls, a few wands and a magical ring or amulet or two) for sale at exorbitant price or for. . .trade. Run by the Red Wizard Zander. Closed for 3 hours in the middle of the day (11-2).
  • Illustrius Remidies: An apothecaries, carrying some potions, run by the energetic half-elves, Fenwark Tiinotan and his wife Map
  • There are many jewelry shops and crafts guilds in town, but the most popular storefronts are the already listed Ulmeeri's and The Glittering Alexandrite, run by the married half-elves Pomme and Kora Urvina.
Inns: There is only Inn, in town, with less than a dozen rooms for rent, but there are several taverns. 
  • The Lock and Raven is the local inn, run by Bryman Fallacro, a human barbarian who is 6' 5" and walks with a limp (Hu/M/Bar7). He's retired, and his axe sits over the bar. They have a policy that no room may be rented more than three nights. There are only 10 rooms in the inn. He is married to a small wood elf named Amra Calaudra, no more than 4' high. (Elf/F/Com2)
  • The Great Jug, Open from 9 am to 8pm, run by the married half-elves, Brae and Wyatt Väivi. They serve several meats, a lot of wines, and a selection of non-human, beastman brews, the most popular of which is Thudrud at 1 gold a glass.
  • Equitrans's Faralin a noon to midnight pub that serves a popular pepperbread. Run by Ettard Equitrans, who has a nervious eye twitch. 
  • The Red Mead, run by Bret and Londa Delmar, who are flamboyant and a bit hefty both. They specalize in steaks and wines, along with a selection of reddish meads.

  • There's a fair bit of prostitution that legally occurs after nightlamps are lit, within the area known as the Fire Cresent, a small apostrophe shaped brick walk in a public park. A license for prostitution must be purchased from the council. Many of the independent workers receive magical beauty aids from Darla Ager (Hu/F/W2).
  • Fairwall Charnel is a bricked-off haunted part of town that no one visits or lives in. At night disgusting chewing sounds and spectral howls can be heard coming from within.
  • There's a local belief that abstaining from sex for 40 days and nights once reaching the age of majority puts you at risk for misfortune. 
Men for Hire:
  • Borb Barblug Half orc ex-lumberjack, looking to get out of town. Levels as a Barbarian/Fighter
  • Prince d'Maggot Skeleton who wears a bird mask and fine robes. Is a fighter. Wants a meat body.
  • Bryant Geary, The hawk. His face reminds you of an eagle, and his grey eyes are like liquid metal. He's got a full beard and mustache, but feminine traits. 0-level, but planning on being a wizard.
  • Corbett (longshadow if pressed) is a short man with long fingers. He is balding and wears fingerless leather gloves. Grins and laconic.
  • Norvell Longarm is strong, wears a nose ring. Shaved down the center of his head. Likes to grapple things. Brave. Smarter than he looks. Has tattoos he regrets. 
Resources: Animals (Furs), Climate Type (Sub-Artic), Geography (high, moderate, low mountains, Rolling hills), Hunting/Game (deer), Mines (Iron, gold, silver, gems), Quarry (Stone, Clay), Timber


Obstacles: Harsh Conditions (High local monster populations), Population (Xenophobic population, Judgemental population), Unquiet dead.

Adventure Seeds and Local News:
  • A new tax has been enacted on craftwork, upsetting many of the local merchants. Xaemarra Calaumystar, a prominent crafter is upset and she wants to do something about it.
  • The Council of Morticians has commissioned the building of a new Guildhouse. This might have something to do with the increased issues with undead, but Stedd Amblecrown, the head Mortician isn't talking.  
    • They are also suffering a number of setbacks, accidental deaths, and fires. Is it sabotage?
  • The Munsex Shops, a series of clothing shops, will be boarded up due to unexplained supernatural occurrences. Miri Everwood, the owners daughter has been sneaking into the shops at night to practice her summoning magic. Unknown to her, she has cursed the store, letting in evil nature spirits. Alonsid Everwood can't do business while the hauntings continue.
  • An auction of smuggled goods that the guard have recently seized will be held tomorrow outside the Lock and Raven. They belong to Ariadne Sphaerideion, a Zentarhim agent, who is going to take steps to get them back. 

Names: Jhaumrithe Moondown [Female Elf; FRCS]
Orlpar Amalith [Male Elf; FRCS]
Imizael Braegen [Female Elf; FRCS]
Saevel Eveningfall [Male Elf; FRCS]
Aravilar Amalith [Male Elf; FRCS]
Faelar Laelithar [Male Elf; FRCS]
Dorn Evenwood [Chondathan Human Male; FRCS]
Bran Stormwind [Illuskan Human Male; FRCS]
Sikhil Saqarastar [Durpari Human Male; FRCS]
Lynneth Gelebraes [Aglarondan Human Female; FRCS]
Natali Dotsk [Damaran Human Female; FRCS]
Hilur [Uluik Human Male; FRCS]
Idim Taw Harr [Shaaran Human Female; FRCS]
Aelthas Uthelienn [Aglarondan Human Male; FRCS]

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On the Visual History of the Illithid

How does the Dungeons and Dragons Monster depiction change through time? There was some question about this recently and it seemed like a quite interesting subject. I'm no art critic, though I do have a Bachelor's Degree in Art, so I'm not completely out of my wheelhouse. Imma just gonna give my opinions. You got different ones? Share 'em! Let's take a look.

Mind Flayer (Illithid)

First image of a Mind Flayer

Monster Manual (1977)
Here we see a number of interesting features, a large head with very wide eyes containing pupils, a high collar rich looking robe, with a skull hanging from the harness.

It's important to note that artistically, everything we're going to be looking at is fundamentally illustrative. These images are designed as tools, rather then their point being a work of art.

Not that they can't be both.

This creature was inspired by the cover of the paperback edition of The Burrowers Beneath by Brian Lumley, a Cthulhu Mythos story. so from the book image below, we get the creature illustrated to the above. 

I find the use of an irregular octogon surrounding the Mind Flayer to be an interesting artifact.  Although several creatures in the monster manual have boarders, most are square. Only two other creatures, the Bugbear and Type V demons have Octogonal borders and both of their borders are more regular. Each pane of the Mind Flayer Border is of a different length, no two matching.

Also, that robe is hella-baggy. Apparently fashion shows in the underdark have the burlap sack-dress as the height of fashion. This explains why drow women usually eschew the dress and just wear the harness.

Rogues Gallery, Erol Otus
This picture from the Rogues Gallery, a book of pre-generated Non-Player Characters contains this image of a mind flayer being attacked by a druid's insect swarm. This image by Otus is uncharacteristically constrained and filled with detailed line-work. One also notes that the pupils have disappeared from the eyes of the mind flayer and the face has taken on a much stronger octopus like feel. It retains the long clawed fingers and the characteristic high collared robe with decorative hems. This book also contains an image of a furry baby umber hulk, as well as statistics (honest un-inflated ones from play) of many classic characters.

This image of a mind flayer from S2, Expedition to the Barrier Peaks Illustration book 1980, continues the pupil-less eyes. This is missing the characteristic high collared robe, trading it in for "futuristic space clothing". Here we see the first definition of the body of the mind flayer, which appears to be a very fit, very thin man who spends a lot of time at the gym doing squats to look good in his spandex future-clothes.

Dragon Magazine #72
D1 Descent into the Depths
This image on the left from 1983 in Dragon Magazine is really interesting because it clearly portrays the mind flayer as having backwards knees like a bird or hoofed creature. The Illithid retains the pupil-less eyes and wears no robe, though still is wearing the skull covered harness. This one also has arcane symbols and spikes on the shoulders as some sort of proto-dungeon punk. The creature is thin, almost skeletal.

Monster Compendium

Second Edition

Once Second Edition is released, there's a bizarre divide in the depiction of the Mind Flayer. With the release of the new monster compendium, there's a depiction of a mind flayer with a beggars robe and some dapper hat with a red tassel. A beak is visible in the middle of his spread tentacles and his eyes appear as round hook like objects. Also, his robe is over a striped dress and he is wearing a pair of zori.

On the other hand, the same year that image was released, Dragon Magazine ran an article on the home world of the mind flayers, called the sunset world. This presents a radically different image of mind flayers then had been previously seen. These creatures look like they are wearing gas mask helmets, and their head and collar resembles some sort of elephantine beast. They lack the requisite skull dangling from the neck, but in spite of all the plants on their homeworld being black, they somehow manage to make those stylish tweed robes.

Illithids at this point become both more common and more "cool" due to a certain scimitar wielding elf and his connection with the underdark, and images of these creatures exploded in popularity, from settings such as Spelljammer (1989) to the Illithiad (1998) late in the section edition run. As is common in the second edition run, the fantasy became more "grounded" in the fantastic realism phase of fantasy art, driven primarily from the influence of Elmore's consummate work near the start of the period, Dragonslayers and Proud of it.
Some color, indicating a pale pink skin color.
They continue to have an obsession with garish fashion.

From the Illithiad.
Sweet pants bro.
Fred Fields Illithiad Cover
This piece by Fred Fields, TSR illustrator and Fine artist, is the cover of The Illithiad and keeps the robed aspect, but reinvisons them as Cephelopods hanging off the front of a giant brain. 

The whole composition says brain, from the halo around the brain to the fact that everyone is either pointing to the brain or looking at it. It's at the apex of the triangular composition.


It also makes them look like guys who got beat up in school, which I think is why immediately after you flip the cover they turn back into octopuses on really thin and fit scrawny bodies. (skinny guys fight till they're burger.)
At the point of this publication, there were an explosion of interpretations of illithids. Here's an example by James Crabtree of an expressionistic hulking beast, coming out of some whole to eat you. 

It's nice because both the body and the face appear to be threatening, as in some large hideous brain eating creature, instead of looking like something that's going to talk like the architect from the second matrix movie. This looks like it's going to rip your head off and not move like a bad special effect. The dissonant alien colors (yellow/blue) increase the feeling of unease, and in general form it resembles someone in a deep-see diving uniform, calling back to what an experience in the underdark should be like. 

That said, it isn't very mindflayerish.

This illustration on the left, also from the illithiad  found in a section called "Performance Eating" is lurid like spanking comics of the 20th century. It's roughly done, dehumanizing to the woman and emphasizing the horror and helplessness of some creature that feeds not just on your flesh, but also on your brain!
The illustration also implies the true horror of what the creature is doing, as not only is it sharing the experience of eating the brain with the faceless innumerable illithid audience behind him, but also the thralls who must not only watch but experience the horror of brain eating for themselves. 

Check out my sweet flute

3rd Edition

Moving on to the Dungeon-Punk aesthetic of third edition, we get our new mind flayer design in the Dungeons and Dragons 3.0 Monster Manual.

Apparently this mind flayer has some tailor thralls, because the clothing is starting to fit the actual form of the creature. In true Dungeon-Punk style, we get lots of chains, pointy bits, and bandages on the creature. 

It's at this point in the historical deception that the color blue and purple begins to be strongly associated with Mind Flayers. Compare above to the pinkish skin tones with the blueish-purple used in this picture and the ones following from books like Lords of Madness. 
Lords of Madness Cover and
Interior art by Wayne England
and Ed Cox 

Elder Brain

Note that although these illustrations have become all in full color and a lot more detailed then previous illustrations, there moving in the general form towards being more boring. 

Above, in first and second edition you have examples of strange alien like creatures, bug swarms, lazers and Illithids in space suits, some guy playing a bizzare musical instrument, an illithid in space being disarmed by a treasure carrying pirate.

Once we reach third edition, it's illithid standing and putting a brain in a jar. Illithid standing. Illitihid casting a spell. Here's another example of an "Exciting" fight.

So, there's an "off-kilter" and "exciting" composition in some "dramatic" duel. And by no means is this a critique of Wayne Renyolds—more power to any artist that influences the design of Role-Playing Games for years and becomes the face of the gaming juggernaut that is Pathfinder. 

But you can hear the camera shutter. It's just two dudes that don't like each other. It's not interesting in the sense that it makes me wonder what's happening in the picture and it's not interesting in the sense that I'm interested in the form and depiction of line and color. In the book it fills space and comes across as some sort of static noise. Even the exciting parts of the picture—the tail parts of the Illithid robe and the ponytails of the Gith seem static and uninteresting. 

If you'll indulge me, I'll link two pieces by my favorite illustrator Russ Nicholson to make my point. 
Interesting Combat Pose
Interesting Static Pose

In both of these pieces, there's tension and interest in every line. You can lose yourself in them a bit.

Back to the Mind Flayers.

4th Edition

These guys are starting a band—ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!
In 4th edition, the mind flayers go full purple with their skin color and become anime battlemasters. This pose, in my humble opinion, makes them less threatening than any of the above options, because they are looking to fight me—and I know I can win a fight.
5e Mind Flayer

This 5th edition Mind flayer picture is an improvement, I'd say.

I leave you with "The Virgin of Cthulupe"

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